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The HLT Interview: with Crazy Rob

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The HLT Interview: with Crazy Rob

 

HLT: Well, it’s a great pleasure for us to get to finally talk to you Dr Robin. Our pants are wet as we speak. Could you just recap as to why you teach English language?

 

Dr Robin: They have my family. If I don’t do what they say, they’ll hurt them. They tell my family the same thing; if they don’t do what they want, I’ll be hurt. I get a lot of complaints from students. I understand my wife’s keeping her legs together. They have my car as well. They’ll smash it up if I don’t accept wage slavery – or even if I do. It’s a game they’re playing with us as hostages. There’s really no quid pro quo. They rape my wife and cut my fingers off. They
call it ‘torturing a couple to death’. Then they explain it to themselves by saying I didn’t teach the past participle properly.

 

HLT: Do you?

 

Dr Robin: I’m sorry. I won’t do it again. My needs are basic. I won’t leave the wardrobe I’ve been given to sleep in except to teach. Please don’t hurt me again. I’ll be good. Is there a bathroom here? Does it have a window?

 

HLT: Why are they doing this to you?

 

Dr Robin: I’m the victim of an evil gang of smug homosexuals who don’t want me to be with a woman. The women are too frightened to even be seen with me so now I have to do it with goats. They film us together and show it to my captured wife. It’s tough on us both.

 

HLT: You’re joking with us Dr Robin! This is one of your spoofs! Come now. You get paid well for what you do, don’t you?

 

Dr Robin: They have a time machine. In the future I was a rich and succesful actress (in inverted commas); but they travelled to the year 2091 (that me was born in 2070) and murdered me for my billions and had unconsensual sex with my children. Afterwards they went back to 2070 and took my mother back in time to 1961 where they altered my chromosomes and I was born as a language teacher under the sign of Arachnea. It isn’t the first time either.

 

HLT: You wouldn’t recommend ELT as a career then?

 

Dr Robin: It’s just a gang bang. Teachers think they’ve got it tough here in the UK with screening for child molesters. Imagine being the lowest common denominator in a child sex ring being passed from one filthy gang of paedophiles to another. That’s what it’s like being a lanaguage teacher overseas. There’s no protection. They don’t wear a condom. The UK Parliament  doesn’t care. Being trained in TEFL on a government training scheme and sent abroad to work is just a euphemism. I was transported for stealing a bar of chocolate; much like those nineteenth century criminals who stole air from aristocrats by breathing and escaped prison by agreeing to colonise Australia.

 

HLT: A bar of chocolate?

 

Dr Robin: When I was once fifteen I put a Cadbury’s flake in my pocket without paying in a sweet shop and was apprehended by the proprietor who, spotting a passing policeman, called him in: and so it was that I found myself being arrested and cautioned by my own dischuffed father. The transporters are patient though. My first cell was Hungary. I was 34 and a virgin. But I’ve been ‘Pretty Boy Robin’ on the Wing now for the best part of two decades. ‘Gerund!
Gerund’ big Karoly would mumble as he thrust his way into my soon apathetic rectum while holding a copy of Time for English open on my back.

 

HLT: You taught English in prison?

 

Dr Robin: Well, to be accurate, I’m a prison slave. Obviously there’s the law; even in civilized countries. So the students who’re raping my children and smashing up my car are in prison. Because it’s my children that are being torture-raped and my car they’re smashing up, I understand that I’m a prison slave. It’s a simple matter of deduction really. I’m not Dr Phil. I’m balder and fatter for one thing. Of course he can get an erection. He’s allowed to. But I know he’d complain if I had one. Men are like that. For them it’s all about deflating others. Like Karoly in Hungary. He got it up while I couldn’t. Prototypical male behaviour.

 

HlT: Would you like your own talk show?

 

Dr Robin: No, I’d just like to sit in a chair with a camera on and tell the truth about it all.

 

HLT: The truth?

 

Dr Robin: Yes, I’ve been around for a long time. Knowing something about structuralism helps one to understand. Structuralists look at reality as a room in which there’s furniture; some of it will always be there, some of it has always been there, and some of it has disappeared. Another analogy is film. Imagine reality as a film and this is the version you’re in now; but there have been other versions. In Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, there’s a women’s University, the
Bint Nour, and there was a time when they used to breed blonde Applegates there: Christina
Applegate (1971-) from the US sitcom Married With Children (1987-97) – in which she played teenage Calipornian airhead Kelly Bundy – is the best known example today. I asked them one time if I could have an Applegate or two? ‘What for?’ they wanted to know. Well, if you’ve ever seen Christina Applegate as Kelly, you’d know. But it was explained to me that they were bred for being edible. They were eating Applegates. Cooking Applegates too. They used to release them into the streets for the people to knock ‘em over the head and drag ‘em off to
barbecue. Or make Mom’s Applegate pie.

 

HLT: We don’t believe you.

 

Dr Robin: Okay, I’m ambivalent about credulity. I have a student who patiently explains to me that jeans are singular. It doesn’t matter what the English language says; for him it’s ‘a jeans’. He’s decided, and it wasn’t a tough decision. A lot of them decide never to use the ‘s’ on the end of the verb for the third person singular. They believe otherwise you see. Some people believe in the automobile, others in flying carpets. I know which camp I’m in.

 

HLT: You believe in flying carpets?

 

Dr Robin: They’re eco-friendly.

 

HLT: What advice would you give to budding ELT professionals.

 

Dr Robin: Don’t bud. It’s more fun being a prisoner than a prison slave. Screw the teachers. I’m screwed. I know my place.

 

HLT. Isn’t that just a tad overly pessimistic?

 

Dr Robin: They have a time machine. I marry, I father children. They murder me and leave my widow and burgeoning adolescents grieving. Then I find myself growing up in an earlier period of my life with a passport that says I’m single and never have been married. So, officially, my children don’t exist and they’re sold into paedophile rings or eaten. My wife hasn’t a leg to stand on. According to the records she’s never been married either you see. Wave goodbye
to the kids honey, they don’t really exist.

 

HLT: But that’s horrible. If true.

 

Dr Robin: Imagine meeting a woman you know you were married to before you were murdered. What do you say? Hi Hon, I saw the kids the other day in Jello Tots. Perhaps she’s been murdered too, but they’re allowing her 1983 version to develop, having ‘pruned’ her in 2015. Consequently she doesn’t know you from Adam – or the kids. When I was a boy I lived in two houses in the same street in Bridlington, #12 (firstly) and #3 (secondly) Ashville Street. It was convenient for the child-abusing time-travellers. They’d abuse me at #3 and smile at me at #12; or they’d abuse me at #12 and smile me on at #3. Paedophiles like that. I was like a shuttlecock. Would I ever escape? If I lost my life at #12 I’d be back at Primary school in Pocklington, North Yorkshire. If I lost my life at #3 I’d be back at #12 and might never escape into a future beyond #3. Sometimes I’d see myself playing up the street while I awaited the latest paedophile prank. One Christmas they cut mine and my sister’s hands off so we couldn’t open our presents. They’d seen us in the future perfect you see, and we had hands. It was a game for them. They’d see me in a physically perfect future riding my bike and I’d take my hands off the handlebars: ‘Look! No hands!’ I’d say. The laughter was screeching. Paedophiles are like that.

 

HLT: How did you get your hands back?

 

Dr Robin: I woke up with them again one morning – and an erection. Happy New Year.

 

HLT: A nightmare?

 

Dr Robin: We believe what we must.

 

HLT: But because of all this you’ve learned to express yourself using the past tense?

 

Dr Robin: TEFL training is very thorough. I didn’t think it was important until I saw one of our Phillipino teachers write ‘It is yesterday.’ on the board. Using grammar like that you’d have to be writing a science fiction story.

 

HLT: So we should take what you say with a pinch of salt; is that what you’re saying?

 

Dr Robin: If it helps you swallow. I write scifi and I’ve written time travel stories.

 

HLT: It must be difficult going from place to place, teaching English language with all this going on in your noggin.

 

Dr Robin:  Why do you think you’re an English language teacher? Because you have something they want so you have to get in circulation. My genes are good. Christina Applegate is famous for her appearances in Playboy. We might say her genes are blue. I have blue genes too. The children I produce from my loins are blonde, blue-eyed and beautiful. Who wants to eat ugly people? That’s why they like me to get around. Get married, have children, be murdered – and start again. It’s the Prussian method. I learnt it at school. The teachers used to tear up our work – even if it was good – and make us do it again. Learning by

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How To Enjoy Adult Dating Success In East Yorkshire

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East Yorkshire or the East Riding of Yorkshire, as it typically referred to as, is an English county bordered to the east by the North Sea and the river Humber, to the south by Lincolnshire, to the West by South Yorkshire and to the north by Yorkshire. The contemporary county covers a diverse area from that covered by the historic county recognized as the East Riding of Yorkshire. The contemporary county’s largest urban area is the city of Hull and it is in this part of the county that the prospects for straightforward adult dating are at their very best.

Elsewhere, East Yorkshire has couple of industrialised settlements and mainly consists of extensive rural areas and sparsely populated regions such as the Yorkshire Wolds. Even Beverley, the county town has a population of less than 30,000. With the exception of the coastal resort of Bridlington, other towns are smaller nonetheless. Regardless of getting so modest, each Beverley and Bridlington were as soon as able to support commercially run adult dating party venues. Sadly, neither managed to flourish for lengthy as soon as on the internet dating technology created it possible for individuals to organise their own parties.

This is how adult dating in East Yorkshire tends to operate these days. Men and women join on-line clubs and develop networks of home based parties and meetings. The surest and quickest way to turn out to be a member of such a network is to offer to host parties in your own house. To do so successfully you will want to have reasonably huge accommodation. Parties in two bedroom terrace houses are unlikely to be of interest to other members of an adult dating network. A spacious, detached property in a discreet location with plenty of safe parking offered makes a considerably more attractive venue. If you do not have suitable property, it is possible to rent somewhere or even arrange meetings in hotels.

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The other alternative is to get to know men and women who are already accepted in 1 of the party circles and get them to introduce you to hosting members. This takes much more time and you need to have to exercise patience in creating a well-liked and respected on-line presence in the adult dating club you join.  Make sure that you join a club that has plenty of members in East Yorkshire. Although there may possibly appear to be a bewildering number of on the web clubs to select from, in reality only three or 4 of them are large sufficient and have been around lengthy sufficient to have the degree of activity and number of active members needed.

When you have selected a club and joined, you will require to produce a really attractive profile and start off contacting other members. It is important to recognize that you need to be proactive. A lot of folks who join online adult dating clubs appear to believe that the advanced technology will do every thing for them, leaving them to just sit back and wait for contact messages to flood their mail boxes. In a county like East Yorkshire, this is never going to occur but if you take the initiative and work with determination and patience over a period of numerous weeks, you will make the contacts you require in order to turn out to be an accepted member of these inner circles.

Of course, not all adult dating is about parties and group meetings. In East Yorkshire, just as in any other county, the majority of dating takes places on a 1 to 1 basis. Nevertheless, joining with full membership of 1 of the leading on the internet clubs is nonetheless essential and the amount of success you get pleasure from is still dependant on the effort you put into your membership activity.

Where Are The UK’s Nicest Beaches?

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In 2009, more than seventy UK beaches were awarded the Blue Flag award for cleanliness and litter free of charge shorelines. Throughout the country there are clean, fine beaches, many ideal for family swimming or surfing and a range of watersports.

 

The south of England proudly boasts the Sandbanks Peninsula in Poole as nicely as Alum Chine in nearby Bournemouth. Further to the southwest, in Torbay, Devon, Oddicombe and Meadfoot beach have won the Blue Flag Award as have many other beaches in the area. This part of England is affectionately identified as the English Riviera as it has higher year round temperatures than anywhere else in the UK.

 

Further west, on Devon’s stunning South Hams, the beaches at Bigbury-on-Sea, Challaborough and Blackpool Sands at the moment have Blue Flags and, in the north of the county, which is popular for its surfing beaches, Woolacombe Sands and Westward Ho! are proud to have won the award.

 

Cornwall has lengthy been identified for its stunning beaches and Blue Flags are proudly flown at Gyllyngvase, Marazion, Carbis Bay, Porthmeor, Polzeath, Porthtowan, Portminster and Sennen Cove.

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The northeast of the UK boasts large expanses of beach, numerous with exceptional sand dune systems. In East Yorkshire the beaches at Bridlington, Hornsea and Withernsea are clean and secure and are an exceptional diversion for households who have enjoyed walking on the Yorkshire Moors. Whitby Beach and Scarborough North Bay are two further beaches worthy of attention.

 

Still on the east coast, in East Anglia the beaches at Sheringham, Mundesley and Cromer have clean shorelines and supply safe bathing. The picturesque county of Suffolk has Felixstowe South and Lowestoft which offer you secure and clean beaches for families. Just to the north in Lincolnshire, Mablethorpe, Skegness, Cleethorpes Central and Sutton on Sea have outstanding tidy beaches proudly flying the Blue Flag.

 

Hampshire’s Hayling Island West and Central Beaches are fine assets to this stunning county and family members holidays can be enjoyed here all through the summer. Just off the south coast, the Isle of Wight, with a excellent record of summer sunshine, boasts Sandown and Ventnor beaches as the jewels in the island’s crown.

 

Kent’s Blue Flag beaches incorporate Broadstairs, Tankerton, Ramsgate Main Sands, Westgate, Margate as nicely as a host of others. Most of these superb beaches are inside straightforward driving distance of London and can be enjoyed by day trippers.

 

Scotland has vast expanses of fine sandy beaches which are clean and secure for swimmers. There are St Andrews East Sands, Leven East Beach, Elie Harbour, Aberdour Silver Sands and a number of other people along the hundreds of miles of Scottish coastline.

 

Northern Ireland has exceptional beaches too such as Murlough and Downhill as nicely as Coleraine. The location is becoming far more and more popular with tourists who are lured by the fine scenery as nicely as the stunning coastline.

 

In the far west of Wales lies Tenby which has long been a tourist hotspot and is a certain household favourite. The beaches in the area are clean and stunningly gorgeous. The Pembrokeshire coastline has been designated a national park and it is apparent why when you see the clean vast expanse of the sands at Broadhaven and Newgale with uninterrupted views across the Irish Sea.

Making The maximum of Your Yorkshire Static Caravan Site Vacation

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They have entertainment for all the family. They boast heating pools, and paddling pools for the kiddies. There are also hot tubs, a excellent way to relax, and amusements such as silly golf, trampolining, pool, snooker, 10-pin bowling and that old favourite, bingo. The youngsters are not left out either, as they can invest a couple of hours enjoying journey playing locations and play locations.

 

Static Caravan websites in Yorkshire also provide all you need for your holiday, with shops, launderettes, cafeterias exactly where you can eat in or take away, bars, a clubhouse and evening entertainment. But although there is lots do on the website itself it is always productive spreading your wings and exploring the neighboring areas. And in Yorkshire there’s lots to discover.

 

If you are staying near to the seaside town of Whitby in the north of the county, you will discover it is a location that it is full of history. Captain Cook was born there, and Bram Stoker, the author of the Dracula books, essentially based some of his stories in the city.

 

If you are staying close by the preferred Yorkshire resorts of Bridlington, or Scarborough, you can often take a trip up to 1 of the county’s most well-known historic attractions at the ruins of Fountains Abbey, which dates appropriate back to the Twelfth century.

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And if you would like to venture further afield to expertise the genuine Yorkshire, there is the county city of York, with its Clifford’s Tower, and its popular maze of shopping streets named the Shambles. Add the quaint towns of Skipton and Ripon to your locations to go to, and you will discover that Yorkshire is a fabulous location to take pleasure in your annual holiday, or weekend break. And of course there are the significant towns such as Sheffield, Leeds and Hull. The later is totally situated for the east coast.

 

Discovering A Excellent Static Caravan Site

 

Staying in a caravan is becoming increasingly well-liked for couples, households and pals. So if you fancy passing time in one, you will be wanting to know where to uncover a great caravan web site.

 

The world wide web is a excellent way to discover a acceptable park, especially the very best ones about. So if you want to get a lead in your search just type the words “Static Caravan Park” prologued by your location in your browser, e.g, ‘Yorkshire static caravan parks ‘ and up will pop of host of websites belonging to all kinds of sites – each small and large.

 

In order to aid folk in locating a static caravan park in a location which is either close to them, or in an area exactly where they want to stay, several internet sites publish lists in geographical order, occasionally by means of the united kingdom and the Republic of Ireland. You may also discover sites listed across the English Channel in France as effectively as other locations throughout Europe. Some web internet sites also publish aerial maps of their diverse locations, giving you a better notion of the location you’ll pick remain in

 

So what makes a static caravan site “great”, in opposition to just nice or very very good? Firstly there are the facilities in the static caravans themselves. Todays units are miles away from the normal cramped little caravans that had been well-known many years ago.

Top 5 Haunted Houses In England

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England has many locations that are haunted but haunted houses seem to draw the most attention and attraction probably simply because we all live in houses as effectively and the concept of haunting are both intriguing and scary as nicely.

1 of the most haunted houses in England is the Athelhampton Hall. It was originally suspected to be haunted in the 16th century in Puddletown, Dorset. The residence itself was first built throughout the 15th century by the Martyn loved ones. Their loved ones crest was inspired by a pet monkey the loved ones had, as told by their daughter. The crest was an ape sitting on a tree stump. Apparently, the daughter locked herself in a room and committed suicide and the monkey followed. It starved itself to death in there and scratching is said to be heard.

One more haunted location is the Burton Agnes Hall. It is located in Bridlington, East Yorkshire and was built by Sir Hentry Griffith who ruled from 1598-1610. The legend is based on his youngest daughter Anne who had a wish that her skull really should never be removed from the house. Anne was hit in a club by a beggar who wanted her ring, which ultimately led to her death. Her body was buried and banging and crashing would not stop in the home. It was so poor that her physique was dug up and skull was placed in the residence. Considering that the original occurrence two people have tried to remove the skull and their lives were miserable so they finally put it back. No 1 actually knows exactly where it is in the house and she says any individual who knows what is great for them will leave it alone.

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A third haunted home is the Clandon House in West Clandon, Surrey and dates back to 1730. The original gardens from 1770 stay the very same as they were. Giacomo Leoni was creating the house for Lord Onslow and his wife. Regrettably, his wife died even though it was becoming constructed and she is said to pay a visit to from time to time wearing a cream satin dress even though not mean in spirit.

Yet another notable location in England is the Ightham Mote. It was built in 1340 and the haunting began for the duration of the 17th century. Dorothy Selb was stated to have been locked inside a room since the Gunpowder plot was discovered and she got blamed, even though she warned Lord Monteagle not to go to parliament. A chill can be felt in the air around the towers because of this haunting.

Moreton Corbet in Shropshire was built in 1606 but Robert Corbet, who ordered it built, died before it was finished and his brother Vincent took it more than instead. Each of them were Anti-Puritan despite the fact that Vincent was identified for not imprisoning or persecuting them. He befriended Paul Holymyard and then threw him out to the woods and expected him to fend for himself. Paul felt that he got him back by cursing the wretched house with his spirit when he returned to it following he died. 

Yorkshire beaches Are Awarded By Keep Britain Tidy

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It can be confirmed that Yorkshire beaches have been acknowledged as some of the very best and cleanest beaches in the world.

Yorkshire has been awarded 5 Blue Flag awards by anti-litter charity Maintain Britain Bang Tidy simply because of the beaches high normal of cleanliness, safety , environmental management and water top quality.

This is fantastic news for tourists traveling to a Yorkshire hotel on the coastline, as they are been treated to some of the best high quality beaches in the globe, who requirements Spain when clean beaches are on your doorstep.

Scarborough’s North Bay, Filey and Whitby all received Blue Flags as nicely as Hornsea and Withernsea who gained back their status right after missing out last year.

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Bridlington were the only key beach to miss out on the prestigious Blue flag, missing out on the award by the smallest of margins.

In total fifteen beaches received the Good quality Coast Awards (QCA’s) for high standards of beach management, such as Bridlington North and South, Robin Hoods Bay, Sandsend and Runswick Bay , giving Yorkshire a higher concentration of QCA’s than any other region in the UK.

However there has been some bad news for North Yorkshire’s beaches soon after Yorkshire Water was fined more than a sewage pollution incident at Runswick Bay.

It has emerged that Yorkshire water has getting fined in excess of £75,000 right after it admitted to releasing sewage into the beck at Runswick Bay accidentally.

Considering that then the water company has taken full responsibility and created vast improvements to their station to make certain it will not take place once more.

There was also far more damning news for North Yorkshire beaches when it was revealed on Sunday by a big national newspaper that beaches such as Staithes, Robin Hoods Bay and Bridlington South may be unfit to swim by new top quality standards coming into force in 2015.

Even so do not let this put you off the diving coast of Yorkshire, with it is stunning views and glorious walks towns like Scarborough and Whitby are what the wonderful British seaside is all about.

And it’s testamant to the beaches that they have been awarded 5 Blue Flag Awards , something which ought to be seen as a remarkable achievement.

 

 

Way of the Roses 170 mile coast to coast cycle route from Morecambe to Bridlington

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                  New C2C Way of the Roses cycle route

This September saw the launch of the fabulous new Way of the Roses coast to coast cycle route from the West coast town of Morecambe to the East coast town of Bridlington. The new cycle route also coincides with the national cycle network (NCN) celebrating its 15th anniversary. The Way of the Roses consists of the following terrain: visitors-totally free paths, on-road cycle lanes and country lanes.

Passing by way of 3 counties, Lancashire, North Yorkshire and the East Riding, the route has been warmly welcomed by local businesses such as hotels, bed and breakfasts, restaurants, shops and many others Whose services will all benefit from the Way of the Roses.

Cyclists will have clocked up an very difficult total distance of 170 miles! As gruelling as this may seem to several, the route takes in some of the UK’s most breathtaking scenery and is a cyclists dream.

With cycling growing in popularity, the Way of the Roses is already attracting a vast amount of interest from cyclists all more than the globe who are preparing to add this new route to their sporting calendar.

The route itself is appropriate for cyclists of all levels and abilities with a lot of picking to ride the Way
of the roses as component of a holiday encounter and complete the route more than 3, four or five days, this gives them the opportunity to sample the delights of places such as Lancaster, the Yorkshire Dales, and the historic city of York have to offer.

Yorkshire Coastal Resorts – Bridlington, Filey and Thornwick Bay

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This article brings to the reader some of my favourite locations of the Yorkshire Coast.

Thornwick Bay

It is stated that Thornwick Bay takes its name from “Thor” the god of thunder because this is likened to the roar of the waves breaking on the cliffs throughout one of the frequent North Easterly gails. The cliffs are simply magnificent. White chalk against the azure blue sea go together to make stunning scenery whichever direction you appear. The stretch of water close to Thornick Bay is nicknamed “the graveyard” by neighborhood fishermen due to the huge number of shipwrecks in the location. Situated not far from Flamborough Head and Bempton Cliffs, a vast abundance of birdlife can be seen in and around Thornwick Bay such as Puffins, Kittiwakes and Guillemots. There are in fact two bays here, separated by a headland. The larger is known as Thornwick Bay and the smaller Small Thornwick Bay. At low tide it is probable to walk in between the two bays along the pebble and flint beaches. There are numerous caves in and about Thornwick Bay but the largest three are: Smugglers Cave (the largest on the East Coast), Church Cave and Thornwick Cave.

Filey

It would be difficult to uncover a more conventional English seaside resort than Filey, with its lengthy sandy beach set in a wide bay, lengthy promenade with Sculpture Trail and fairly small beach chalets it is easy to connect with its Victorian heritage. The name Filey derives from “5 Leys” meaning a clearing of forest or meadow and is Anglican in origin and suggests that there has been a community there for about 12 centuries. For several years Filey was a modest fishing village with just a couple of inhabitants living in Queen Street. The oldest building in the town is the Filey Museum which is also situated on Queen Street and was built in 1696.

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Filey remained modest until the 18th century when visitors from Scarborough started to look for places to stay away from the hustle and bustle of such a busy seaside resort. They stayed in neighborhood peoples houses until the Foords Hotel was built in the early 19th Century. In 1835 a Birmingham solicitor named John Wilkes Unett purchased 7 acres of land and built the Crescent, later renamed the Royal Crescent. It was opened in 1850 and for more than 100 years was the most fashionable address in the North of England. The railway reached Filey in 1846-7.

A ideal family members day out can be spent in Filey with Glenn Gardens, paddling pools and fantastic soft sand beaches at 1 end of the resort leading to the Cobble Landing with its Lifeboat station, beachfront cafes and amusement arcade at the Northern end. The hot chocolate with marshmallows and a flake from the caf on the corner of Cobble Landing is worth the check out as is Sterchis chocolate shop in the town centre! From the Cobble Landing you can walk along the beach to the Brigg which juts out into the sea and has some intriguing rock pools to discover and discover!

Bridlington

Bridlington is a seaside resort and small seaport, it lies just south of Flamborough Head on the East Yorkshire coast. Full of character and charm, Bridlington boasts two award winning beaches with golden sand which stretch out either side of its historic harbour. With wide promenades along its length it is feasible to encounter the hustle and bustle of the enjoyable fair or the straightforward quiet of a seaside walk where the only disturbance is the sound of the waves rushing to shore.

Whether you decide on to pay a visit to one of the cosmopolitan towns, tiny fishing villages or basic bays of the Yorkshire Coast you will discover rugged but stunning scenery which quickly rivals any other coastal area of England.